The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!