The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to create shit

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to fail

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!