The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

Meatvision.

the power to see into the present.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The power to fart out of your mouth

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

the ability to become black.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to wet yourself at will.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!