The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to read captchas

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to control sloths

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!