The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see forever

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!