Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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Meatvision.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the ability to become black.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!