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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.
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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.
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The power to have to eat every 1 second.
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The power to to think less
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The power to hear a dog whistle
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The power to f*ck yourself
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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground
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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.
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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.
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The power to poop but only in bushes.
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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond
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The power to sh*t bricks
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The power to fly when you fart
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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it
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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears
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the power to shout and make people piss their pants
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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air
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the power to breath without thinking about it.
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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.
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The power to plank
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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.
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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.
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The power to vomit through your anus.
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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!