The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to think salmon.

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The power drown in water

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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Super-slowness

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!