The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to think of a pointless superpower

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to get your comment 1st

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

The power to go suicide

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The ability to fart pee.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!