The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

The power to walk on two legs

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to fly while masturbating.

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!