the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to see air

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Being a freemason

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!