The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to swim in water.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to go suicide

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!