The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to walk on two legs

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!