The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to eat your poop

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to be wrong

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to fall up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!