The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!