The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!