The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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Stop clapping

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!