The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to like this post

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!