Having the power of a normal human

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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A healing punch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!