The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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power to eat through your but

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!