the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!