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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)
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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)
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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.
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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.
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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..
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Nihat Do?an
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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.
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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.
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The power to give someone the power to give the power.
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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf
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The power to turn int water when your in water.
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Ability to shit nuclear waste
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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month
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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1
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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)
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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...
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The power to read your own mind!
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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.
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the power to turn into amy rose
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the power to fart every time you blink
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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.
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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.
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the power to relive the least important moments in history
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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!