The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the powre to spel

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!