The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to be called justin bieber

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to make water expire.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!