Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!