The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to poke

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!