The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to die.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Lactokinesis

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!