- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power of self mind control

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

the ability to constantly have the fever

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

being able to blow up and die

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

Pointless Super Powers