The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Acid pee

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to have a power

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!