The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to jump face first

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!