The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to know that Han Solo dies

thumb_up thumb_down -19

the power to control urine

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The ability to drop everything you hold

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to repel women.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Tits for a guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

thumb_up thumb_down +36

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to poop out your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The capability to draw penises very well

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!