The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to be powerless

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!