Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to not exist.

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The abilty to go through water.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power of Grayskull.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!