- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to sh*t bricks

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

the ability to post here

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to eat nandos

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The power drown in water

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to breath at will.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

Pointless Super Powers