the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Third armpit.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power to see the present

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!