The power to drain people's phone battery

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A healing punch

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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power to eat through your but

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to vote

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!