The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to be dead

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!