the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!