the power to ejaculate lava.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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See through invisible people

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!