The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to die at will

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to be powerless

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!