The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to smell poop

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to become retarded

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to die

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!