The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to sh*t bricks

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!