The power to lose this power.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to die at will.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!