the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!