the power to die at will

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to control urine

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!