the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to shit liquidly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!