the power to shit liquidly

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to fail at everything you

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to vote

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to control urine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!