The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to eat your poop

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!