The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!