The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power of eating from ears.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to like this post

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!