The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to become yourself

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!