The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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A healing punch

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to fall up.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to explode on the moon

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!