- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to turn into birdseed

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The Power to fart glitter

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

to be shitty

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to push "pull" doors

Pointless Super Powers