- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to divide by zero

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to kill yourself

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

the power of being yourself

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to fart the alphebet

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

Power to not have any power.

Pointless Super Powers