The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!