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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.
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The power to divide by zero
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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die
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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.
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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.
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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.
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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma
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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.
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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.
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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening
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The power to kill yourself
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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die
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the power to self destruct without hurting people.
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the power of being yourself
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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes
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The power to turn into an escalator
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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March
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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.
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The power to eat junk food at light speed
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The power to make clean socks dirty.
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the power to fart the alphebet
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Invisibility when people aren't looking.
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Power to not have any power.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!