The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to die at will

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to walk on two legs

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to die.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!