The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power drown in water

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!