The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to be a woman

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!