The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to have no powers

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!