The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Acid pee

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!