Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to die.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!