The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to create powers

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!