The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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power to eat through your but

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to see air

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!