The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!