The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to explode on the moon

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to be raped.

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to make asians smart

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!