the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to like any show

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!