The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to live.

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The ability to not be Batman

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the ability to post here

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!