A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to have a power.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to die at will.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!