The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

The power to have a power.

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

The power to fly, but only when pigs do

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

the power to go into a coma

The power to die at will.

The power to change your emotions at will.

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!