The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to become inverted background color.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!