The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!