The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The ability to part...hair.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!