The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Asexual reproduction.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to poo.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!