The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!