for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to sweat acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!