The power to poo in the toilet

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see through windows

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to see through air

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to shit with your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!